wildarcy: I got a friend, right? Secret Service. Worked the…

wildarcy:

I got a friend, right? Secret Service. Worked the Nixon detail. This was after they threw him out of office. No. Anyway, you know, Nixon’s driving around one day around San Clemente. Just him and a few agents. And they come across this car accident, right? There’s a guy pinned under a car. Anyway, Nixon gets out, runs over to check on the guy, you know, leans down, and Nixon says to him, “You’re gonna be okay, son. You’re gonna be all right.” And right then the guy dies. Think about it from that guy’s point of view, okay? The guy who died. He’s lying there on the ground, staring up at the sky, near death, and then former president Richard Nixon appears before him and tells him he’s gonna be fine. Now, did he think that’s normal, right, that before they die, everybody sees Nixon?